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Post By：2008-7-9 11:23:00

以下笑话在英国获最佳笑话奖项，但我阅后觉得它只是一般，没有什么特别。难道幽默感真的比他们差？

This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg (美国著名导演）. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph （签名）.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'

The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.

'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the
Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.' Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'

The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

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