主题：SAY-SO BY MEN

一个是星期二，一个是在星期五去的。各自去偷欢。

- I recently read that "love" is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why she treats me like toxic waste. 我最近才知道“爱”这东西完全是一种化学问题。怪不得她把我当有毒废料对待。

- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.当他偷去了你妻子时，最好的报复方法就是让他保留她。

no exception?

 

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 

My son asked, "Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

"That happens in every country, son. I don't know UR mom too !"  I replied.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.  But the law allows only one wife. 

Psychologists reckon that happier marriages result from attractive women who wed uglier man. My problem is that relatively I am good looking.

 

心理学家认为美女配丑男婚姻更幸福。我的问题是我比较帅。

 

 

Someone says: "Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If U do so, then UR insulting yourself".  So, I never will, with BILL GATE.

 

 

有人说“在世上不要和别人比较。若你如此，那你是欺辱自己了”。我是永远不会和比尔盖茨相比的。

 

 

I am a QQ & I use QQ ^_^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says.  After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.

 

 

God saw me hungry, he created rice and noodles.

He saw me thirsty, he created tea, coca-cola & pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

AND

thanks GOD,
he saw me without problems,  thus created REH to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*****REH****SHOULD BE READ FROM RIGHT HAND SIDE