主题：SAY-SO BY MEN

Say-so ＝ Statement made without grounds 无根据的说话

Say-so By Men ＝男人的信口开河＝男人乱说话＝说了等于没说，看了等于没有看过好了。

---After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other,

    but still they stay together.

---Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming :-

    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

---The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.............（dare you ?）.

---My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

---Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

The Devil Made Me Post This Post (受魔鬼指使上此贴）

Sketchy Translation

－－－ 婚后夫妻变成了一枚硬币的两面,要在一起但不能彼此面对。

－－－维系美满婚姻的两大要诀就是当你不对的时候承认错误而在对的时候闭咀。

－－－最有效牢记妻子生日日子就是试把它忘记一次。（你敢？）

－－－二十年我和我的妻子都很快乐。然后我们相遇了。

－－－唯一战争中要和敌人睡在一起的是婚姻。

－－－我有些话儿要和太太说，她却有长编大论的文章要跟我理论。

--- If you get a good wife, you will be happy.  If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.

--- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.

--- I keep her photograph in wallet to remind myself what other problem can there be greater then this one.

A man is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is finished.

I don't know how much does it cost to get married because I am still paying.

来个翻译练习

---A drunken man will be sober next morning but an ugly woman will still be ugly when she wakes up next day.

---I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

It is tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lip, yet she won't drink from my glass.